Friday, March 21, 2008

Your Lord, Lord Whiskey




This is Whiskey's favorite spot for lounging, for the following reasons:

A. It's a stair landing located directly above the one major heat source we have in this otherwise bone-chillingly drafty house. The heat source itself is a propane monitor, designed, for reasons unknown to us all, to look like a fake fireplace. Whiskey is terrified of the artificial flames and the pseudo-crackling sounds they emit, but he is happy to appreciate the gusts of warm air that waft up to where he rests, arms crossed like the little gentleman of leisure he is.

B. This bed was purchased at Ocean State Job Lot, a discount store in Falmouth second only to the Christmas Tree Shop for bargains on things like canned goods and canine bedding. Although it may be difficult to tell in this shot, the colors of the luscious felt fabric and synthetic fiber stuffing perfectly pick up the honey-colored spots on Whiskey's hindquarters. As a gentlemen of leisure, color coordination is an issue for him.

On occasion, Venga will try to invade Whiskey's cozy digs, and on these occasions, Whiskey will often respond with vigorous licking, as only gentlemen of leisure do best:



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